Level 3 Clearance Required

Greetings user. I am Epyon Version 4.6 security cyborg for the domain known as Keiu.org. You are here for one of 3 reasons.

  1. You know Mysti
  2. You don't know Mysti but you'd like to
  3. You are one of the people that clicked that 'I'm feeling lucky!" button on the Google Main page.

Since you are here you should know that this domain is the hub of the sites that Mysti maintains. You can find portals each of these sites on the Nav panel to your right. That is the side of the monitor corresponding with the number pad on your keyboard.

Updates for this, and all the other sites Mysti maintains are posted on her blog. It is the portal key labeled 'We do not harm humans'. -heh- we don't harm humans, but its an option. now. By the way, yes I am naked. No you cannot see my massive cybernetic reproductive unit. that requires level 1 clearance.

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